FCUK Him: 3.4 oz

This amber woody fragrance for men made its way onto fragrance shelves in 2004.  Some may think this is just another novelty fragrance that doesn't deserve a second look (or sniff for that matter), but they would be mistaken. Despite the novelty-like name that has adorned many a hat and t-shirt and keychain and backpack since the early 2000s, the note profile this cologne offers speaks volumes about its need to be taken seriously. Although aimed at a younger crowd, notes like lavender, rosemary, basil, tea, sage, vanilla and patchouli make it just as conservative and versatile and mature as any fragrance on the market. This bottle, however, will anger soccer moms and teachers with bad vision alike. Get it confiscated? Pick up another. The. Price. Is. Reasonable.